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You’ve just buttered your last biscuit
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Little Pecker Club lil gents making dents
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Damn might have to call into work thicc today
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You’re dry humping my last nerve
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Hang in there it gets worse
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You ain’t getting shit
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I got your package right here 🎅
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The only squat I’m doing is diddly squat
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I MAY BE OLD BUT I GOT TO SEE THE WORLD BEFORE IT WENT TO SHIT
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Weekend Hooker
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Howdy Putos
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Strawberry jams but my glock don’t
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Sweet but will throw hands
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They call me ranch cause I be dressing
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I gave them bitches independence bitches love independence
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Be kind… of a bitch
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Santa clause is coming (that’s what she said)
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Gun HeartBeat
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When I said I liked it rough I didn’t mean my whole life
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You can’t choose your dad but you can choose your daddy
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It’s not a beard it’s a saddle
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I’m a lil chili
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I hope I never see any of you jerks again
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My flabbers have been gasted
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A clean beaver always gets more wood
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Guns and Coffee
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First of all I’m a delight
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Cute but feral
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I heard you like bad girls, I am bad at everything
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Show me the tacos first then I get in the van I’m not Stupid
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Sometimes I question my Sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I’m fine
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That’s very nice but I did not ask
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I’ve never faked a sarcasm in my life
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I support the right to keep and arm bears
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Don’t shoot I’m already dead inside
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